1 00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:10,955 You may not know, but Uncle Marshall is good at games. 2 00:00:11,122 --> 00:00:17,294 Gin! Yatzy! Poker! 3 00:00:17,461 --> 00:00:22,925 - You don't have to shout "poker". - No, but I like to say it. 4 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:27,430 We realized that Marshall should lead our game nights. 5 00:00:27,596 --> 00:00:33,602 - He invented his own game. - It's called "Marshgammon". 6 00:00:33,769 --> 00:00:38,732 I have Candyland, I've never played Pictionary... 7 00:00:38,899 --> 00:00:42,194 - And backgammon. - No, it's a shot. 8 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:48,409 I took "gammon" and threw the rest in the trash. 9 00:00:48,576 --> 00:00:52,621 - Great that Victoria is coming. - I'll buy another round. 10 00:00:52,788 --> 00:00:55,249 Some rules... 11 00:00:55,416 --> 00:01:02,131 Barney, I like Victoria, said nothing embarrassing. Don't say anything at all. 12 00:01:02,298 --> 00:01:08,846 I haven't told Victoria, i liked robin… 13 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:12,391 You can just see there. 14 00:01:12,558 --> 00:01:18,689 I must behave nicely, but you lied from the start. 15 00:01:18,856 --> 00:01:25,154 Excuse me. The bone shop? My friend knows not which leg he must stand on. 16 00:01:25,321 --> 00:01:29,325 Well, you guys can't help? Thanks anyway. 17 00:01:29,492 --> 00:01:33,454 Does not deserve Victoria to know the truth? 18 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:38,459 I feel like it to tell the story of the return. 19 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:45,424 - You swore not to say anything about it. - Exciting. What is it about? 20 00:01:45,591 --> 00:01:50,554 Nothing. Speaking of which... Can I expect you to behave nicely? 21 00:01:50,721 --> 00:01:54,308 Us? What should we do? 22 00:01:54,475 --> 00:02:00,147 You have always been like those parents who I actually moved away. 23 00:02:00,314 --> 00:02:03,526 Can we drop the usual one interrogation of the new girlfriend? 24 00:02:03,692 --> 00:02:06,695 - Yes, yes then. - Thank you. 25 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:10,699 I'm helping Robin. 26 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:16,372 Hello. Are you okay with that? to hang out with Victoria tonight? 27 00:02:16,539 --> 00:02:22,086 Yes, yes. She is of all time. Due to of I said I liked Ted? 28 00:02:22,253 --> 00:02:27,258 Victoria is all time. Fun, free-spirited and timeless. 29 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:32,304 - It was an "all time" too much. - You must really hate her. 30 00:02:32,471 --> 00:02:39,895 If you hit the peppermint forest, all one's chips end up in the pot. 31 00:02:40,062 --> 00:02:46,569 If one asks, "What?" Then you have to drink. 32 00:02:46,736 --> 00:02:50,239 - Are you there? - No, not at all. 33 00:02:50,406 --> 00:02:54,827 You learn it. The new one begins. Beat. 34 00:02:56,370 --> 00:03:00,166 Three! You got the Autobiography card. 35 00:03:00,332 --> 00:03:04,920 Then you must answer on a personal question. 36 00:03:05,087 --> 00:03:09,300 - Marshall, now stop... - She was the one who hit three. 37 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:16,974 "Have you ever cheated?" That's a good question. 38 00:03:17,141 --> 00:03:20,519 - You don't have to answer. - It's okay. 39 00:03:20,686 --> 00:03:28,319 I had a bad relationship and kissed another guy at a party. 40 00:03:28,486 --> 00:03:33,616 I felt terrible so i told and we broke up. 41 00:03:33,783 --> 00:03:37,578 It was an honest and mature answer. 42 00:03:37,745 --> 00:03:41,582 You can continue to the Vingummi mountains. 43 00:03:41,749 --> 00:03:44,960 Did you ever turn back to that guy? 44 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:48,964 - What? - You have to drink. 45 00:03:49,131 --> 00:03:55,221 Barney, I was at a party where the hostess said she knew you. 46 00:03:55,387 --> 00:03:59,475 - What was her name? Sharon, Shannon... - Shannon! 47 00:03:59,642 --> 00:04:04,230 Shannon, Shannon ... No. I don't remember any Shannon. 48 00:04:04,396 --> 00:04:10,111 - Well? She gave me a video tape. - Where is it? 49 00:04:10,277 --> 00:04:15,032 - I'll get it. - Okay, fine enough. 50 00:04:15,199 --> 00:04:19,412 Robin, your turn. 51 00:04:19,578 --> 00:04:26,127 Five! Another Autobiography Card... to the player to your left. 52 00:04:26,293 --> 00:04:29,338 - Victoria! - Of course. 53 00:04:29,505 --> 00:04:35,719 "How many boyfriends have you had, before you met Ted?" 54 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:38,305 Does it really say "Ted"? 55 00:04:38,472 --> 00:04:43,352 - I've only had two. - Snarpe alarm. 56 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:48,566 Serious conditions. I have dated others. 57 00:04:48,732 --> 00:04:52,194 Whore alert. 58 00:04:53,529 --> 00:04:57,658 Fine. There it is. Thanks. You are a gem. 59 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:10,629 Robin landed in the Chocolate Swamp. Five chips for me. 60 00:05:10,796 --> 00:05:14,091 Finally one, who understands Marshgammon. 61 00:05:14,258 --> 00:05:18,637 - What was on the tape? - You will never know. 62 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:24,101 If only I had given you a wrong tape and saved the right one! 63 00:05:24,268 --> 00:05:26,479 That's exactly what I did! 64 00:05:26,645 --> 00:05:29,398 - What? - Drink! 65 00:05:29,565 --> 00:05:33,778 I gave you the tape from Ted's graduation. 66 00:05:33,944 --> 00:05:38,074 - Shall we see it? - Hit it! 67 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,202 Nice enough. 68 00:05:45,581 --> 00:05:52,630 Shannon, I love you. I love you so much. 69 00:05:52,797 --> 00:05:56,467 We were supposed to change the world together. 70 00:05:56,634 --> 00:06:00,346 Don't say you forgot. I don't have that. 71 00:06:37,299 --> 00:06:42,430 - Did you try his cell phone? - Yes, I've checked everywhere. 72 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:47,059 - He has disappeared. - Hello, everyone. 73 00:06:47,226 --> 00:06:51,689 - Where have you been, Barney? - We are really sorry. 74 00:06:52,731 --> 00:06:57,778 - What kind of tape was that? - No, stay! 75 00:06:57,945 --> 00:07:02,158 I don't want to talk about it. It is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me. 76 00:07:02,324 --> 00:07:06,328 We've all experienced embarrassing things. It helps to talk about it. 77 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:12,501 Tell me your most embarrassing memory, then we can hear how good it is. 78 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:21,635 I visited Lily's kindergarten class, but they had recess. 79 00:07:21,802 --> 00:07:25,806 I really had to pee, so I went to the toilet. 80 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:29,268 The goal was smaller, than I am used to. 81 00:07:29,435 --> 00:07:32,646 So I thought, that I should sit down. 82 00:07:32,813 --> 00:07:36,567 I didn't know that several classes shared a toilet. 83 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:46,035 I wish I had pulled up my pants. 84 00:07:49,246 --> 00:07:53,542 The children still call him "Funny butt". 85 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:57,046 Okay, I'll tell you my story. 86 00:07:57,213 --> 00:08:02,009 Believe it or not. I have not always been as cool as today. 87 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:05,387 In 1998 i was just out of college. 88 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:10,768 I worked in a cafe with my girlfriend Shannon. 89 00:08:20,653 --> 00:08:23,072 Thanks. 90 00:08:27,243 --> 00:08:31,831 - I love your voice. - I love you, Shannon. 91 00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:39,880 - The Peace Corps will become legendary. - In five weeks we will be in Nicaragua. 92 00:08:40,047 --> 00:08:44,510 - A latte to go. - Relax, mate. 93 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:53,144 - Is that your girl? Give me five! - Sorry. I only give two. 94 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:58,899 - Just brush it off. - Listen up. "The"? 95 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:02,027 Women are not actually objects. 96 00:09:02,194 --> 00:09:05,823 And Shannon and I are waiting, until we are married. 97 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:10,244 - You can read about it in my folder. - Listen here. 98 00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:16,041 Open the skull. If you have money, you get herring. That's just the way it is. 99 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:20,087 - I feel sorry for you. - Peace, mate. 100 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:25,259 Stiffeners ... 101 00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:28,804 Five weeks later we were supposed to be in the Peace Corps. 102 00:09:28,971 --> 00:09:34,602 The only problem was, that she did not appear. 103 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:41,650 Didn't she show up? 104 00:09:41,817 --> 00:09:46,822 - What happened then? - This was a mistake. 105 00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:50,159 What if someone else told his most embarrassing story? 106 00:09:50,326 --> 00:09:52,495 I know how we can choose. 107 00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:56,499 - Did you bring the game? - We don't stop because Ted is driving. 108 00:09:56,665 --> 00:10:00,127 Was I about to win? 109 00:10:02,088 --> 00:10:08,719 Okay, that's me. I was supposed to interviewing a lovely coachman... 110 00:10:08,886 --> 00:10:12,181 - Glide in the horse pear story. - We know that one. 111 00:10:12,348 --> 00:10:16,852 Okay, I'll tell you my most embarrassing memory. 112 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:22,274 - Cool enough, Victoria. - Once "Truth and consequence". 113 00:10:22,441 --> 00:10:28,572 Marshmallows on the spray can and the pool at my grandparents' nursing home. 114 00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:35,996 I often talk inappropriately stories, but not this one. 115 00:10:36,163 --> 00:10:43,295 - It's the best story in the world! - You gentle! 116 00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:48,384 I estimate that your offering is worthy. 117 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:52,471 My saga continues... 118 00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:55,891 I went back to the cafe to find Shannon. 119 00:10:57,101 --> 00:11:02,565 - Where did you go? - My father won't let me travel. 120 00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:05,359 But Nicaragua needs us. 121 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:13,325 I am financially dependent on him. You should travel without me. 122 00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:17,246 - Shannon, I want to... - It's your dream. 123 00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:24,170 It's only two years. I know we can do it. 124 00:11:24,336 --> 00:11:27,757 On the way I realized, that Shannon was an adult. 125 00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:30,760 Her father could not rule her life. 126 00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:35,890 I had to go back and confront him. 127 00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:40,186 She was in the middle of an argument with his father. 128 00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:54,366 - What? - Now we're all going to drink. 129 00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:05,294 - Oh god, what happened? - I don't know soon... 130 00:12:05,461 --> 00:12:09,799 - Marshall's mom sent cookies... - No, Lily! 131 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:12,718 For the sake of the team, Marshall. 132 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:18,432 hello mrs Eriksen. It's Lily. Thank you for the delicious cookies. 133 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:23,437 Mayonnaise? I never would have guessed that. 134 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:31,612 - I'll give Marshall a kiss from you. - Shit. Has mom sent cookies? 135 00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:36,992 If only we had a dog so they didn't go to waste. 136 00:12:37,159 --> 00:12:43,666 - We have the whole place to ourselves. - I'm thinking ... floor sex. 137 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:52,216 The floor is cold. Take the rug your mother made. 138 00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:58,681 - All the time? - All the time. 139 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:04,395 It was embarrassing for both of us. We deserve a big bite of history. 140 00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:10,151 Where was I? Shannon sucked her father's face. 141 00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:21,454 Where could you? With your father? 142 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:25,666 You shouldn't judge people... but how disgusting! 143 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:29,920 It's not my dad, it's Greg, who I have been dating for a few weeks. 144 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:34,759 I was hoping you would leave so we avoided all this. 145 00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:37,762 Are you breaking up? What about the Peace Corps? 146 00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:41,557 All this muesli-fis was just a phase. 147 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:47,897 Greg is older and successful. He gives me a lot of cool stuff. 148 00:13:48,063 --> 00:13:53,819 - But I love you. - But he has a boat. 149 00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:59,909 Go with the Peace Corps and forget about me. 150 00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:07,208 I didn't bring. I recorded the tape and sent it to Shannon. 151 00:14:07,374 --> 00:14:10,586 I met her first a week later. 152 00:14:10,753 --> 00:14:13,089 There is sugar in the basket. 153 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:20,513 - Shannon? You are back! - I just have to collect my salary. 154 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:26,644 - Did you get my video tape? - Yes, she did. 155 00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:30,648 You? Was it you? 156 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:57,758 Buy a suit! 157 00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:57,693 - You poor thing. - The story is not over. 158 00:15:57,860 --> 00:16:00,988 - I met Shannon again. - When? 159 00:16:01,155 --> 00:16:04,116 Excuse me. 160 00:16:04,283 --> 00:16:07,495 - You must tell us. - I don't know... 161 00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:12,917 I guess I need one last story to cope with it. 162 00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:16,879 Fine. The story of the green testicle. 163 00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:21,675 I threw frisbees in college, when a guy with a weird toenail... 164 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:29,141 Hold up! You know what I want to hear. All the others have told the truth. 165 00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,269 You are right. 166 00:16:32,436 --> 00:16:40,444 Victoria, I didn't say this. I once had a crush on Robin. 167 00:16:40,611 --> 00:16:46,409 On our first date I might have said "I love you". 168 00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:49,620 She freaked out and I left. 169 00:16:49,787 --> 00:16:53,833 But unfortunately the evening did not end there. 170 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:58,337 We ended up at the bar with taxi driver Ranjit. 171 00:16:58,504 --> 00:17:01,382 Cheers to the wildest night! 172 00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:07,513 And I drank. Very. 173 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:12,685 do you think I should have kissed her? 174 00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:17,481 I'll go over and kiss her right now. 175 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:21,819 - Yes, do it! - To the taxi. 176 00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:43,382 Hello? Is there anyone? 177 00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:54,101 Did you ear and run...? 178 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:58,814 I thought you had been vomiting free since 1993. Was it a lie? 179 00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:04,111 So you came back for me. How sweet. 180 00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:07,406 But you ruined my specially made door mat. 181 00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:11,202 - I'm sorry about that. - It's okay. 182 00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:17,249 - Victoria, it must be... - Yes, it is. 183 00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:23,214 You were right, Ted. You were supposed to not have told that story. 184 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:29,011 But you deserve the end of mine. Eight years later... 185 00:18:29,178 --> 00:18:35,935 - Eight years? It is this year. - Yes, and it's tonight. 186 00:18:48,364 --> 00:18:52,451 - Barney? - Hi, Shannon. 187 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:57,415 Listen here. When you left me for Greg, did it change me. 188 00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:03,671 Now here I am... I know it sounds crazy… 189 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:10,761 But you meant a lot to me, and you should know who I am now. 190 00:19:12,138 --> 00:19:17,059 Then she told about her life. She and Greg dated but broke up. 191 00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:21,147 But the big news is, that Shannon is a mother. 192 00:19:21,313 --> 00:19:25,735 She has a little cub, His name is Max. It's crazy. 193 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:31,240 It could have been my young. But what do I have? 194 00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:35,077 My life consists of money in the bank, suit in the closet - 195 00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:38,581 - and a number of one-off bangs. 196 00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:46,172 Your lives went in different directions. It doesn't mean your life is bad. 197 00:19:48,132 --> 00:19:51,385 My life is too cool! 198 00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:55,347 Money, suits and sex. These are tears of joy. 199 00:19:55,514 --> 00:20:00,269 I could be locked up in an apartment and change diapers - 200 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:06,776 - but instead I'm out and being cool all year round. Thank you, God. 201 00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:13,074 Here is the icing on top of the icing on my wonderful life of a cake: 202 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,911 After Shannon and I talked, I showered her. 203 00:20:17,078 --> 00:20:21,457 No, I'm not buying it. It's something you make up. 204 00:20:21,624 --> 00:20:27,463 You try to hide that you doubted yourself. 205 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,509 The picture is pretty good, huh? 206 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:36,013 - Is your phone on? - It will turn off soon. 207 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,265 Disgusting! Stop. 208 00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:46,190 Ladies and gentlemen, Ted ... It has been a lovely evening. 209 00:20:46,357 --> 00:20:50,319 I have heard your filth. Ted told about the return. 210 00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:55,282 I finally got a hold of Shannon. I said I would call. Uh yes. 211 00:20:55,449 --> 00:21:02,748 I have rediscovered how freaking cool my life is. Peace, friends. 212 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,628 I just think Barney won the game night. 213 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:13,843 We struggle to hide parts of our lives, even for our friends. 214 00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:21,725 When you open up, it's incredible, how small the secrets seem. 215 00:21:27,565 --> 00:21:32,153 - Don't turn around. - Everything was not told that evening. 216 00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:37,158 But we'll get to that... 217 00:21:43,164 --> 00:21:46,417 Texts: Tim Østerkjerhuus www.sdimediagroup.com